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PostSubject: Best comments to a noob   Wed Jul 01, 2009 3:34 pm

Post the funniest line that you have ever told someone in game.

I will start. It was to some kid in a religious clan {4god} and he was noobing alot so I told him "god doesn't want you to noob." and he left the server.

It is not the best I have said to a noob but I will hopefully remember better ones. Very Happy


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PostSubject: Re: Best comments to a noob   Wed Jul 01, 2009 4:20 pm

"Way to be a Nike"

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PostSubject: Re: Best comments to a noob   Wed Jul 01, 2009 4:30 pm

I get this all the time when im noobing...and sometimes when im not "Fuck you Wes.".
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PostSubject: Re: Best comments to a noob   Wed Jul 01, 2009 4:42 pm

"Your mother called, it was for me."

Actually, that's just an awesome phrase.

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PostSubject: Re: Best comments to a noob   Wed Jul 01, 2009 5:32 pm

I see really disturbing ones in game, such as "stupid noob! I'll hang you by your ass hairs!". I threw up..


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PostSubject: Re: Best comments to a noob   Wed Jul 01, 2009 5:39 pm

Noob: Owned
Sharp: Noobed
Noob: No
Sharp: Yes
Noob: At least i don't nade spam
Sharp: \_/ = The care cup is empty
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PostSubject: Re: Best comments to a noob   Thu Jul 02, 2009 1:00 am

Fury wrote:
I see really dosturbing ones in game, such as "stupid noob! I'll hang you by your ass hairs!". I threw up..

Seriously? Haha, I need to show you Porsche girl sometime...
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PostSubject: Re: Best comments to a noob   Thu Jul 02, 2009 4:41 am

weapon wrote:
Fury wrote:
I see really dosturbing ones in game, such as "stupid noob! I'll hang you by your ass hairs!". I threw up..

Seriously? Haha, I need to show you Porsche girl sometime...

Silly weapon, that only brings laughter!
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PostSubject: Re: Best comments to a noob   Thu Jul 02, 2009 10:55 am

EVERYONE, I HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY....


testicles.

that will be all.

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PostSubject: Re: Best comments to a noob   Sat Jul 04, 2009 12:37 am

AJ wrote:
"Way to be a Nike"
IH8CHU Razz

LOL some kid told me "go have sex with a hutt" that's the random insult I have heard. LOL.
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PostSubject: Re: Best comments to a noob   Sat Jul 04, 2009 8:22 pm

Well, I've had my mad moments. The most recent one was on garrison one day and it went something like this: "You son of a bitch, I will rape your fucking children, come here!"

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PostSubject: Re: Best comments to a noob   Sat Jul 04, 2009 9:22 pm

Happend today, 4 kills away from and RTG..

Fury:omg, you Fucking noob, go uninstall SWRC
noob:Fag
Fury: Talking to me?
Fury: Not anymore
Fury: Were done talking.



And others I like to say...

*Gets noobed*

Fury: omg fag
noob: ur mom
Fury: Shes dead
Noob: OH SHIT IM SOOO SORRY
Fury: Now leave me hear to cry..go..
*Noob leaves*
Fury: Dumb shit


*gets noobed*

Fury: I didnt know my bitch ran away
Noob: What?
Fury: Wheres your leash?
Noob: huh
Fury: Go back inside the crate
Noob: ur gay
Fury: Shhh, I didnt give my bitch premission to speak, now shush


I dont usually act like this, but when I'm on a role, I get mad
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PostSubject: Re: Best comments to a noob   Sat Jul 04, 2009 10:27 pm

lawl those are too cliche. and no one falls for the "your moms dead" anymore. last time i did that one, i got a "good" out of him. needless to say, the whole server called him an asshole.

and my mom is dead Sad

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CV is a whole new concept that I personally have perfected.

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PostSubject: Re: Best comments to a noob   Sat Jul 04, 2009 10:53 pm

Good. Now I won't have to punish her vagina for having you. God did it for me.

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PostSubject: Re: Best comments to a noob   Sun Jul 05, 2009 7:19 am

AJ wrote:
Good. Now I won't have to punish her vagina for having you. God did it for me.

LOL wow.

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PostSubject: Re: Best comments to a noob   Sun Jul 05, 2009 11:04 am

my point exactly.

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CV is a whole new concept that I personally have perfected.

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1v1'd over 15 different people in the last 2 months Surprised! None of them got over 4 kills - with the exception of Eagle, but then again - I didn't have sound.

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Eagle is the most fun I've ever had =/
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PostSubject: Re: Best comments to a noob   Mon Jul 06, 2009 12:07 pm

Outlaw wrote:
AJ wrote:
Good. Now I won't have to punish her vagina for having you. God did it for me.

LOL wow.

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PostSubject: Re: Best comments to a noob   Mon Jul 06, 2009 12:11 pm

Noise apply for us.
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PostSubject: Re: Best comments to a noob   Mon Jul 06, 2009 12:13 pm

Nike wrote:
Noise apply for us.
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PostSubject: Re: Best comments to a noob   Mon Jul 06, 2009 1:00 pm

hes in reign you dumbasses.

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CV is a whole new concept that I personally have perfected.

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1v1'd over 15 different people in the last 2 months Surprised! None of them got over 4 kills - with the exception of Eagle, but then again - I didn't have sound.

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Eagle is the most fun I've ever had =/
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PostSubject: Re: Best comments to a noob   Mon Jul 06, 2009 1:09 pm

Nike wrote:
Noise apply for us.
rofl. idiot. "HE'S NOT USING HE DIPSTICK JIMMIE!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mj5ms9PJDNY
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PostSubject: Re: Best comments to a noob   Mon Jul 06, 2009 1:22 pm

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hes in reign you dumbasses.

Yea but he can leave reign Eagle. Razz And he should, because our cookies are better.
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PostSubject: Re: Best comments to a noob   Mon Jul 06, 2009 1:55 pm

Oh gawd i need some cookies.
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PostSubject: Re: Best comments to a noob   Mon Jul 06, 2009 2:52 pm

Think with ur dipstick Nike lol i love tat commercial jk


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PostSubject: Re: Best comments to a noob   Mon Jul 06, 2009 3:01 pm

Naded™ wrote:
Think with ur dipstick Nike lol i love tat commercial jk i <3 u nike Wink
I posted that not nike. Neutral
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